Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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