Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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