At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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