While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I can't turn off my feet"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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