Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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