there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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