The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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