wanna go halves on a baby?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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