im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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