you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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