he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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