My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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