How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
So much rum. So many feels.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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