watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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