Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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