"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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