I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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