At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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