I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Randomize
