You really coming over, don't trick.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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