He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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