i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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