Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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