I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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