I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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