it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
