Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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