I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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