I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
