Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
We had sex on a dog bed..
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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