Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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