So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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