I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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