Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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