I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
