she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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