Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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