WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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