you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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