New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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