I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
The power of my boobs compel you
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
