when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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