I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.