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(208): View more from Idaho

He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me

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(303): View more from Colorado

I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.

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(480): View more from Arizona

This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...

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(605): View more from South Dakota

We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.

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(917): View more from New York City

she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in

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(530): View more from California

dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often

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(513): View more from Ohio

It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up

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(205): View more from Alabama

I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.

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