I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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