Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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