week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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