i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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