sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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