Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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