Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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