After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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