Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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