apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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