that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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