butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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