I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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