Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You know, be my cock's hype man.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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