Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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