your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
These tits shall not be calmed
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